This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen
Date idea: buy me a bunch of Girl Scout cookies and watch me eat them all
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
if you have cuss words on your blog description you NEED TO CALM DOWN
only 2014 kids will remember this
When people refer to something only a certain time period/generation of children will remember (i.e.: 90s kids) they are referring to that period of childhood.
A 2014 kid will have no recollection of flappy bird.
hey science side of tumblr
…i actually dont have a question I just wanted to say hi
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
Can we make this the most reblogged picture on Tumblr