All My Haters Can Suck My Ass :~)

RILEYS BACK BIOTCHES!!1!11!!1!! ,

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

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getsby:

me when my only friend in the class is about to sit down next to someone else

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

so my new text post is going great

spicy-vagina-tacos:

so my new text post is going great

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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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kingschultzies:

♫ im on the highway to heck 

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rzkk:

god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal 

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chicagorgasm:

‘who do you like?’ or dare

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geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

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celsisus:

"Oh my god mom fine I’m getting up"

celsisus:

"Oh my god mom fine I’m getting up"

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